Apparently they call themselves the Figurative Language Gang, but we've successfully identified them as Anthony Personification, Poe Alliteration, Madame Versace Assonance, Rhea Hyperbole, Veronica Metaphor, and Ethan Simile. Three nights ago, Daphne and Shaggy stumbled into yet another suspicious character while attempting to crash Madame Assonance’s gala, the criminal mastermind Pascal Oxymoron! To think that there might be a connection, how kooky is that? Anyway, yesterday night the gang went out for breakfast while I worked on the case and it’s as if the Mystery Machine has simply vanished into thin air! I contacted the police, but they haven’t found a thing and aren't really taking it seriously considering our reputation as 'meddlesome kids'. Interestingly enough Personification, Alliteration, and Assonance all have alibis that check out during the disappearances, and I've found some clues that might point us in the direction of the real culprits! Please, help me rescue Fred, Daphne, Shaggy, and Scooby!
Jinkies, am I happy to see you! The rest of Mystery Inc. has gone missing and I think it has something to do with this latest case we've been tracking! A few days ago we were hot on the trail of the huge Writer’s Block Franchise robberies and found this mysterious video at the latest crime scene.